Kevin. 23. Long Island. Matt Groening, punk rock, science fiction and coffee.
  • metafuneral:

    ajaxdotcom:

    metafuneral:

    teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

    student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

    that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

    um..i think you made this up for notes?

    first of all, how dare you

    (Source: stagnantwater447-8995, via ghostpasta)

  • Solipsist (Henry Rollins)

    (Source: wordsthat-speak, via wordsthat-speak)

  • "The summer leaves me feeling old and wrong. It’s only in the Autumn where I can take breaths that make me want to take more breaths. This is important. I know that most of the things I am trying to do will end in total failure and disappointment. i know I will have a later life that will be bitter and full of regret. I know that many of the people I worked hard to please will let me down, as I will eventually let them down. I see that no matter what I do, I will always be solitary and somewhat tragic. But I will always enjoy the grey solemn solitude of this season that grows darker and colder, day by day."
  • spooky-trashbag:

    I’m Giving Up On U2 // Antarctigo Vespucci

    I’m not gonna call you back when you wanna hang out

    You gave up on me so now I don’t want you around!

    (via conditionnm)

  • Don’t try to know me 
    Cause there’s nothing to know

    (Source: seethroughperson, via conditionnm)

  • Mike Birbiglia

    (Source: nobodylaughsanymoree)

  • "July 7th, 2007, Jenny and I went to city hall and got married. I still didn’t believe in the idea of marriage.. and I still don’t. But I believe in her, and I’ve given up on the idea of being right."
  • takelotswithalcohol:

    I tried running
    I tried hiding
    I tried everything but dying
    Damn the days we took for granted.
    Never again will I let anyone close to me.

    (via xfightoffyourdemons)

  • it’s like someone just glued a butt onto a butt

    (Source: rubber-walrus-protector, via paranoid-doppelganger)

  • loveandthemakingofit:

    are you thinking of me when you’re putting on your makeup, darling,
    and dying your hair like you do 

    well you’re wasting time if you’re trying to impress me 
    I waste all my time just thinking of you 

    (via balancethecomposure)